Get prepared for a newest summer blockbuster. No, it’s not Jurassic World — it’s even bigger, crazier, and some-more movement packed: a eremite request released by a pope. The new encyclical is set to residence meridian change and humanity’s dignified requirement to quarrel it. But distinct any encyclical ever released before, this one has an epic (unofficial) film trailer. Yup, as if we indispensable any some-more reason to trust that a pope is magnificently badass. (Just so we’re transparent — saying as one non-Christian Grist staffer got a small confused — this isn’t indeed Pope Francis, only a really flexible lookalike.) The video was combined by Brazilian meridian movement group Observatório do Clima.


Noteworthy moments:


  1. Game of Thrones-esque theme music

  2. Big Oil exec super villains, finish with eye patches

  3. The pope boxes, trains with Jesus, and blesses solar panels